Microsoft pranks

Jessie’s Hello Kitty office

Jessie went on a market research trip to Asia. While in Japan she mailed back and commented on Hello Kitty was everywhere. Voila, a prank was born. The best part of this prank is the stickers on the ethernet hub. A year after the prank was done we were moving offices. Jessie was packing things up and crawled under the table to pack the hub. You could hear her yell “THEY GOT MY HUB TOO!” all the way down the hall.

Jessie’s commando office

We felt really bad about Jessie’s pink office, so we decided to make it up to her. While she was on vacation we moved offices. We had enough time to paint the office tan, but that was it. When she got back she said “Tan!? Why TAN!?”. Two days later we finished the prank. You can’t see in the pictures but we did give her MREs and whatnot to chew on too. The bumper stickers read “I’m out of estrogen and I have a gun” and “Gun control means using both hands”. Note that some of the cammo spots have an errie resemblance to Hello Kitty’s head.

David’s baby office

This one wasn’t too big. We painted David’s office pink to celebrate the birth of his new baby girl, and added some stenciled butterflies.

My igloo office

I went to Hawaii on vacation and when I came back my Office was an igloo. The door is particularly amusing: anyone who wanted to visit me had to crawl in. The crazy part about this prank is how quiet it made the office. All the cotton batting totally deadened noise.

Club Abad

Ms Abad loves to dance so we turned her office into a dance club for her birthday. This is the only prank we’ve done where the building maintenance guys really were unhappy (black paint is a pain to cover up). We distributed grand opening invites to all 500 people in the building. note the parquet floor in the corner. With some black lights and disco balls it’s a built-in party!

Mark’s carrots

It’s a long story, but Mark made a reference to carrots one day and came in the next to find 20 lbs. of carrots hanging from his ceiling. Man, they smelled BAD after day two.

Amy’s confetti

Amy said at lunch she wanted to be showered with adoration for her birthday. We made up 5 garbage bags full of confetti that were printed with the the word “adoration”. All 500 offices in the building got a little brown paper bag with instructions on how to deliver the confetti to Amy. The two leftover garbage bags of confetti were dumped in her office. All day she had people coming by and dumping confetti on her. It was great 🙂